Jul 09 2007
Be Bret Michaels’ #1 Groupie - How Sad?
The guys at work are always teasing me because I still listen to 80s hairband music. Cliff calls me “old school”. So I admit it - I had hair spiked high on my head in the 80s and owned my share of spandex.
Every now and then, I get nostalgic for those days, and like to listen to 80s music. Just this morning, on my ride to work, I was listening to Dokken, Ratt, and Triumph.
That being said, I was disheartened to read in Entertainment Weekly, that there will be a reality show where women can compete to be Bret Michaels’ #1 groupie. If you don’t know who Bret Michaels is, he is the long blond haired singer of Poison.
This just makes me sad. Why now, in the year 2007, would women degrade themselves in such a way?
tags: 80s hairband music, 80s hairbands, be bret michaels #1 groupie, groupie reality tv show, leave the 80s in the 80s, poison bret michaels, rock groupies, women degrading themselves on tv
3 responses so far
SO, did curiosity get the better of you last night? I must admit, I watched it. I swear they found 25 of the biggest WH*RES they could possibly find to do this show and most of them look like they came crawling out from under rocks! (or under something…..hmmm…..more likely……SOMEONE!)
How about the “Barbie twins” that decided they were going to “best friends” cause they’re both blonde? YIKES! “PLAY POOL WITH ME PLAY POOL WITH ME…YOU PROMISED!!!” And the drunken lunatic that got kicked off and just refused to leave!! AND BRET ACTUALLY ENDED UP KEEPING HER ON THE SHOW!! Yeah, there’s THE ONE you want to move in and be your ONE TRUE LOVE - come meet my daughters!!! And actually, about the funniest thing is that Bret Michaels says he’s actually looking for “one true love” out of this show….OMG!!! How sad is that? He’s “SURE” that ONE of THOSE chicks will be “the one”….ha!! OMG!!!!!
Do peroxide and silicone explode when mixed and near an open flame? If so, don’t light any cigarettes or fire up the grill….THAT HOUSE WILL BE ROCKING alright!
I had sex with Bret in the mid nineties and he was a FANTASTIC lover, gave me MULTIPLE org@s%ms that man. Whoo Hoo1
Was great at giving o@#l and fing#r!ng, and F@#ked me really, really hard. I was sore for days, but went back for more.
I hung out with him for about a year and a half, but we broke up because I couldnt stand having to share him with other women.
Dear Jennifer Langdon,
Wow, where do I begin? Not only is your comment graphic and offensive, it is also proof positive of the point I made in my blog posting above!
Why would you post a comment like that on a website that thousands of people read daily? Why would you degrade yourself in such a way? Why would you put your first and last name proudly on such a comment?
Perhaps a simple comment like “For a good time call Jennifer Langdon” would be quicker and cut to the chase!
I’m a modern women and I’m all for being open about ones sexuality, however, I don’t believe that you would openly advertise yourself in this way and brag about your sexually explicit time with Bret as if it is a conquest that you should be proud of. If you feel strongly about sharing information like this, then tell it to your friends, relatives, or a therapist! Don’t post it on a website!
So you had a choice to be with him and share him women, or not be with him at all? What a dilemma for you? Yeah I can see how Bret is a real winner who is worth competing over.
I do feel sorry for you, because in a normal world where women have pride in themselves, there are men who are monogamous and believe in being with only one women at-a-time (pun intended). Believe it or not, there is another choice?
It is my only hope that you never have children and bring daughters into this world. The world is already full of women with low/no self-esteem.
Women, the 80s are over, as is lusting over bad boy rockers! Let yourself have someone nice! Sorry, a man who will let several women compete to be his groupie, is NOT NICE! That man is not a man who is worth fighting over or sharing!
I’ve read that Bret has two daughters. What a wonderful lesson for those girls? I’m sure they’ll be delighted when they get older and watch reruns of his show. How proud they will be!
Mandy Magnolia